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They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning. If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.~ Will Rogers You can fake an organism but you can't fake laughter ~ Bob DylanQ. Why do men want to marry virgins? A. They can't stand criticism. .. ( or to be taught?) |
As long as there are tests there will be prayer in public schools!
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George Carlen: Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac
the cross eyed teacher could not control his pupils ~ Bob Dylan on XM radio
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I've got two TV Guides. One on the table and one in the bath-room. I'm rich! ~Al Bundy George Bush recently said the he believes in global warming .. as a result, now I'm not sure Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. ~ Robert Frost (1874-1963) If fascism ever comes to America, it will come wrapped in an American flag. - Huey Long |
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole
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"As long as there are tests there will be
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Laughter is the
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If someone offers
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"George Bush recently said the he believes in
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They don't have thumbs to ring the bells.
It said 'concentrate' Never judge a book by its movie. ~J. W. EaganWhy is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. Can it be a mistake that "STRESSED" is "DESSERTS" spelled backwards ?? After two days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse. W C Fields What is a jock's (male or female!) view of safe sex?A padded headboard. Political Jokes Graucho Marx Quotes Elephant Jokes Lawyer Jokes Tobacco is No Joke Appropriate exercise proper rest & planned nutrition ( intelligent lifestyle? ) are required for personal optimization. |
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