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Laughter the Best Medicine
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"Drill for
oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy."
--Drillers who Edwin L. Drake tried to enlist to his project to drill for oil in
1859.
"Airplanes
are interesting toys but of no military value." --Marechal Ferdinand Foch,
Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre.
"Everything
that can be invented has been invented." --Charles H. Duell, Commissioner,
U.S. Office of Patents, 1899.
"Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction". --Pierre Pachet, Professor of Physiology at Toulouse, 1872
Tip: If you see an author of particular interest to you Google it!
.. we're way less than the tip of the ice berg... an ice chip so to speak
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"If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you can't do this." --Spencer Silver on the work that led to the unique adhesives for 3-M "Post-It" Notepads.
"Professor
Goddard does not know the relation between action and reaction and the need to
have something better than a vacuum against which to react. He seems to lack the
basic knowledge ladled out daily in high schools." --1921 New York Times
editorial about Robert Goddard's revolutionary rocket work.
"So we
went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got this amazing thing, even built with some
of your parts, and what do you think about funding us? Or we'll give it to you.
We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we'll come work for you.' And they said,
'No.' So then we went to Hewlett-Packard, and they said, 'Hey, we don't need
you. You haven't got through college yet.'" --Apple Computer Inc. founder,
Steve Jobs, on attempts to get Atari and H-P interested in his and Steve
Wozniak's personal computer.
Do right. Do
your best. Treat others as you want to be treated.
~ Lou Holtz ~
"You want
to have consistent and uniform muscle development across all of your muscles? It
can't be done. It's just a fact of life. You just have to accept inconsistent
muscle development as an unalterable condition of weight training."
--Response to Arthur Jones, who solved the "unsolvable" problem by
inventing Nautilus.
"The
abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the
wise and humane surgeon". --Sir John Eric Ericksen, British surgeon,
appointed Surgeon- Extraordinary to Queen Victoria 1873.
"640K
ought to be enough for anybody." -- Bill Gates, 1981
The charity
that is a trifle to us can be precious to others.
~ Homer ~
Rule number
one: The customer is always right. Rule number two: If the customer is wrong,
see rule number one!
~ Steve Leonard
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Always serve
too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and
puts them in your debt.
~ Judith Olney
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Once you shape
a company to service the marketplace and your services are necessary, the
company develops a compulsion of its own to grow.
~ Elisabeth
Claiborne Ortenberg ~
Always do more
than is required of you.
~ George S.
Patton ~
Find a need and
fill it.
~ Ruth Stafford
Peale ~
What we have
done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the
world remains and is immortal.
~ Albert Pike ~
Unwilling
service earns no thanks.
~ Danish
Proverb ~
Just as a
flower gives out its fragrance to whomsoever approaches our uses it, so love
from within us radiates towards everybody and manifests as spontaneous service.
~ Swami Ramdas
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I don't know
what your destiny will be, but one thing I know: the only ones among you who
will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve.
~ Albert
Schweitzer ~
Sow good
services: sweet remembrances will grow from them.
~ Germaine De
Stael ~
Joy can be real
only if people look on their life as a service, and have a definite object in
life outside themselves and their personal happiness.
~ Count Leo
Tolstoy ~
It is when we
forget ourselves that we do things which will be remembered.
~ Source
Unknown ~
The foundation
stone of the whole scheme is service. Service to the people, a service that will
lighten, brighten, and make more profitable the lives of the majority who do the
necessary work of the world.
~ Source
Unknown ~
The more a man
takes the needs of others on his own heart, the more he must take his own heart
to God.
~ Source
Unknown ~
There are at
least four things you can do with your hands. You can wring them in despair; you
can fold them in idleness; you can clench them in anger; or you can use them to
help someone. should all be masters at lifting them up and making them feel
better.
~ Source
Unknown ~
Anything done
for another is done for oneself.
~ Pope Boniface
VIII ~
Obedience to
our Heavenly Father starts with our loving service to a needy brother.
~ William A.
Ward ~
If you wish to
be a leader you will be frustrated, for very few people wish to be led. If you
aim to be a servant you will never be frustrated.
~ Frank F.
Warren ~
If you want to
lift yourself up, lift up someone else.
~ Booker T.
Washington ~
No one has
learned the meaning of life until he has surrendered his ego to the service of
his fellow men.
~ Beran Wolfe ~
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Small service
is true service, while it lasts.
~ William
Wordsworth ~
To leave a
sting within a brother's heart.
~ Edward Young
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I may have
faults, but being wrong ain't one of them.
greatest of all
faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none.
~ Thomas
Carlyle ~
When you have
faults, do not fear to abandon them.
~ Confucius ~
A fault is
sooner found than mended.
~ Ulpian
Fulwell ~
People may
flatter themselves just as much by thinking that their faults are always present
to other people's minds, as if they believe that the world is always
contemplating their individual charms and virtues.
~ Elizabeth
Gaskell ~
It is well that
there is no one without a fault; for he would not have a friend in the world.
~ William
Hazlitt ~
It is easier to
discover a deficiency in individuals, in states, and in Providence, than to see
their real import and value.
~ Georg Hegel ~
I may have
faults, but being wrong ain't one of them.
~ Jimmy Hoffa ~
We forget our
faults easily when they are known to ourselves alone.
~ Francois De
La Rochefoucauld ~
Fools can find
fault, but they can't act anymore wisely.
~ Langbien ~
Rare is the
person who can weigh the faults of others without putting his thumb on the
scales.
~ Byron J.
Langenfield ~
Conceal a flaw,
and the world will imagine the worst.
~ Marcus
Valerius Martial ~
Humankind's
chief fault is that they have so many small ones.
~ Jean Paul ~
Better a
diamond with a flaw than a pebble without one.
~ Chinese
Proverb ~
Our faults
irritate us most when we see them in others.
~ Pennsylvania
Dutch Proverb ~
Wink at small
faults, for you have great ones yourself.
~ Scottish
Proverb ~
Love to faults
is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and
breaks all chains from every mind.
~ William
Shakespeare ~
Faults are
beauties in a lovers eye.
~ Theocritus ~
A spirit to
find fault is an enemy to your peace and comfort, and also to the happiness of
those around you. It is the key to your destruction.
~ Source
Unknown ~
We are all full
of weakness and errors; let us mutually pardon each other our follies it is the
first law of nature.
Every man of
action has a strong dose of egoism, pride, hardness, and cunning. But all those
things will be regarded as high qualities if he can make them the means to
achieve great ends.
Authority
Nothing
strengthens authority so much as silence.
Determination
Nothing great
will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only if they are
determined to be so.
Mastery
In order to
become the master, the politician poses as the servant.
Treaties
Treaties are
like roses and young girls -- they last while they last
Bucky fuller