"Bite the wax tadpole."

- "Coca-Cola" as originally translated into Chinese

"Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave."

- ad slogan "Pepsi Comes Alive" as originally translated into Chinese

"eat your fingers off"

- Kentucky Fried Chicken's "finger lickin' good" as originally translated into Chinese

"tiny male genitals"

- "Pinto" in Brazilian slang. Ford renamed the Pinto "Corcel" - "Horse."

"It takes a virile man to make a chicken pregnant."

- Perdue chicken ad, as mistranslated in Mexico

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

-- Woody Allen

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

-- Brendon Behan

If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.

-- Rodney Dangerfield

Sex is God's joke on human beings.

-- Bette Davis

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.

-- Gloria Leonard

Sex is hardly ever just about sex.

-- Shirley Maclaine

The closest I've ever come to saying "no" is "Not now, we're landing."

-- Sam Malone, character played by Ted Danson on Cheers, U.S. television show, in respsonse to Diane telling him to say "no" to her friend's alleged sexual advances.

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

-- Groucho Marx

If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.

-- Dorothy Parker

Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

-- Charles Pierce